Let us talk about some trivial things we like

A bit of this and that

Let's chew the fat

And pour ourselves a glass of stout

And let our Rael Brook shirts hang out

Nothing makes us more content

To let us wallow in a bit of nonsense

We're all so frivolous tonight

Tonight

Let's reveal our childlike nature

And leave our stocks and invoices to rot

Let's go to pot

Tell our jokes about mothers-in-law

But watch him jump when she comes through the door

Oh, the party goes with a swing

When we talk about the trivial things

We're all so frivolous tonight

But there's always one

Who wants to talk shop

We'll drive him through the door

With a broom or a mop

Mm-mm

Let us tell our favourite story

'Bout some poor chap who put it on display

Hip-hooray

And let the girls gather in their slacks

To talk about husbands' hairy backs

Some might think we're a bit of a shower

But this could be our finest hour

We're all so frivolous tonight

Tonight

We're all so ridiculous tonight