All this excess stress, I can't take it

Slow that thing down, pump ya brakes kid

Why you gotta be all up in the face, kid

The abs will get you numbers and a name, kid

I mean really houndin' on girl is that really necessary

See your itinerary is all off, you need to be hauled off

She start flippin', she ain't trippin', it's your loss

This a simple case of an anti-break pumper

You don't have to talk to me, bumper to bumper

That mighta got you a couple of numbers when you were younger

But dude, switch your whole approach, that ain't proper

Be a gentleman, try and be gentle, man

The essence of stimulation mental man

But if you actin' like ya just got out a kennel, man

Put your foot on the pedal and pump

If your girl in ya face and she out of place

What you need to tell her is (pump ya brakes)

Now if you out with your girls and they pressin' you hard

What you need to tell em is (pump ya brakes)

Now if you underage and you actin' all grown

What you need to do is (pump ya brakes)

If you offended by this record and you know it's you

What you need to do is (pump ya brakes)

Outside the restaurant, girl sees boy, girl likes boy

Girl meets boy, boy doesn’t know that girl thinks he’s fly

Boy’s a nice guy, so boy says ‘Hi’

Boy’s girlfriend returns from going to park

She sees them together, this ignites a spark

Boy’s girlfriend has a real loud bark

Now this is where the pumpin’ of the brakes should start

Girlfriend thinks that something’s going on

Girl tells girlfriend, nothing's going on

Boy’s in the middle of the commotion beginning

Girlfriend’s mad cause boy keeps grinning

Now, why is he grinning, but that’s beside the point

Girlfriend should chill before they roll up in the joint

Jumping to conclusions gets you nowhere, honey

Pump ya brakes or be a crash test dummy

Dummy

If your girl in ya face and she out of place

What you need to tell her is (pump ya brakes)

Now if you out with your girls and they pressin' you hard

What you need to tell em is (pump ya brakes)

Now if you underage and you actin' all grown

What you need to do is (pump ya brakes)

If you offended by this record and you know it's you

What you need to do is (pump ya brakes)

Rule #1, is just like #2

The who do’s and what not's and what you should dizz-oo

No loud talking, no back talking

If you do either, believe it, you’re back walking

I hate to sound rude but then again, I have to

My rap thang and my mack game

It’ll smack you , click clack you, spit at you

I don’t do it cause I want to, I do it cause I got to

I got a question to ask you

Would you fall, stand tall, ball, or let em smash you

If I was you and you was I, would you keep it G or would you stay fly

If you was rich in a ditch, living low, would you push the button

Keep it cuttin’ or would you just let it go

Calm down little homey and know what your dealing with before you run up on me

If your girl in ya face and she out of place

What you need to tell her is (pump ya brakes)

Now if you out with your girls and they pressin' you hard

What you need to tell em is (pump ya brakes)

Now if you underage and you actin' all grown

What you need to do is (pump ya brakes)

If you offended by this record and you know it's you

What you need to do is (pump ya brakes)