(How ya doin' Bernie?)

Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?)

Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?)

Oy vey, oy vey

And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past

But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last

But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick

I tell ya, he's to die for he really knows his shtick

So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?

Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too

Workin' like a dog at the synagogue

He's there all day, he's there all day

Just say,