Jimmy keeps a picture of Jamie in his Wallet

But everybody knows that Jamie's in the closet

Katey's in the corner got her Prozac gone

She only likes to dance to the Kid Rock songs

Shally slings drink till a half past two

Always looking like she got something better to do

And I'm sittin' here in all my glory

Everybody got a Beer everybody got a Story

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't

It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change

It's a beautiful mess

I don't wanna miss

It sits in the spins and it is what it is

It is what it is

Randy got a good job drivin' a truck

He got a Black Jack habit but he got no luck

And Kim had a Kid she named Cincinnati

Cause that's the last place that she saw his Daddy

And I'm sittin' here in all my glory

Everybody got a Beer everybody got a Story

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't

It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change

It's a beautiful mess

I don't wanna miss

It sits in the spins and it is what it is

Dollar Bills disappear into the Juke Box

From sweet Caroline to Love on the Rocks

I'm sittin' here cause that's what I do

Enough about me let's talk about you

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't

It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change

It's a beautiful mess

I don't wanna miss

It sits in the spins and it is

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't

It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change

It's a beautiful mess

I don't wanna miss

It sits in the spins and it is what it is

It is what it is

Oh yeah

It is what it is

Dollar Bills disappear into the Juke Box

From sweet Caroline to Love on the Rocks

It is what it is

It is what it is

And I'm sittin' here in all my glory

Everybody got a Beer everybody got a Story

It is what it is