She's probably in a Bently

Showin' off her new fake boobies

Tryin' to break into the movies with some producer

Who seduced her with some sushi & cologne

She's probably down on Sunset

Doin' all the things she ain't done yet

With some actor she calls Hector

Man, I wish she'd meet Phil Spector

& he'd ask to take her home

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She's lovin' California

She loves the beach

She loves the party everyday

Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in LA

Ever since she went away

I hate California

Maybe She's livin' in a commune

Dancin' with Hippies under the moon

It's all free love, weed & patchouli

A there's a guru named Fuzuli

& he's doin' her for sure

Maybe she's strummin' some big rock star

Drinkin' pink cosmos at the sky bar

Those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avacado

I bet she thinks she won the lotto

Good for her

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I think I seen her on TV

Last night on TMZ

With the pretty people on parade

She's sellin' Scientology

With John, Tommy, & Katie

Man, I bet she's really got it made

She's lovin' California

That string bikini & tha sunshine on her face

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