Is there a photo of me on your wall in short short-shorts

Or zipped down jeans?

Do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the stage

Under hot lights?

Are you visceral viscous?

Do you want to make love to my sweet visage,

And then pretend it's you, it's you

It was always you

I wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub

But all i got in the mail was return to sender

I'm still a big big star

No you're not

Yes I am

No you're not

Yes I am

No you're not.

You liked my latest film

No I didn't

Yes you did

No I didn't

Yes you did

No I didn't

I'm not a fan of yours anymore

Yes you are

No I'm not

Yes you are

No I'm not

Yes you are

But you broke my fragile heart

No I didn't

Yes you did

No I didn't

Yes you did

No I didn't

I hate you

I hate you too

I hate you

I hate you too

I hate you

I hate you