Back, further back

Janine, just nineteen

Joined a pyramid scheme

Didn't think it mean

To inflate her estate, left it too late

Broke her dreams

Broke her friends

Who said

Courtesy is dead

And now a piece of Vambra

Is looking like Turana

She's banking on the fee

She'll get from ITV

Rethink, refrain

Don't pull a Jill, Jane

Amateur, amateur

Amateur

Kyle, frozen smile, got himself a mobile

Got a house, one wrinkle, couldn't get a signal

Pretty fast, put a mast

On the neighboring flats

A little girl called Jill

Will become very ill

But that is years away

So who gives a hey

Rethink, refrain

Don't pull a Jill, Jane

Amateur, amateur

Amateur

Five star review, who bought a new LP

Had to agree with the critic

Really dug my lyric

Tolerate all the people you hate

When they walk all over you

Ah, baby, what you gonna do

Get a Corinthian view

Wear the pink and blue

Ooh

Rethink, refrain

Don't pull a Jill, Jane

Amateur

Amateur

Rethink, refrain

Don't pull a Jill, Jane

Amateur

Amateur

Rethink, refrain

Don't pull a Jill, Jane

Amateur

Amateur

Rethink, refrain

Don't pull a Jill, Jane

Amateur, amateur

Amateur