Hey you little wreck over there

Have I got news for you

The walls up in my room are pretty cold

Oh can you feel it

Like a ... bat after nightfall

Who will crack a good joke

Who is ready to smile

Who will crack a good joke

Who is ready to try

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My downhill race

You said it's got no end

Count down the days

You said this had to wait

You poor little thing over there

I play the blues for you

And in case you one day will show up

I'm armed and ready

All the criminals will be locked up

Who will crack a good joke

And is ready to smile

Who will crack a good joke

Who is ready to try

[Chorus]

So many many ways

More than I can take

My downhill race

Boy I love this downhill race

Women in the back ...

And I'm just about to drown

Well, crying is illegal

'cause she said so

and you said so

and I was standing on the other side

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So many many ways

And that's more than I can take

My downhill race

Boy I love this downhill race

My downhill race

And I love this downhill race

Count down the days

Boy I love this downhill race

My downhill race

So many many ways

My downhill race

I love that downhill race