We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me mom and dad

We're a happy family we're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me mom and dad

Siting here in Queens

Eating refried beans

We're in all the magazines

Gulpin' down Thorazines

We ain't got no friends

Our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send

Daddy likes men daddy's

Telling lies baby's eating flies

Mommy's on pills

Baby's got the chills

I'm friends with the President

I'm friends with the Pope

We're all making a fortune selling Daddy's dope

Siting here in Queens

Eating refried beans

We're in all the magazines

Gulpin' down Thorazines

We ain't got no friends

Our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send

Daddy likes men

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me mom and dad

We're a happy family (12x)