Now I wanna wrestle in the garden

I'm on my way to stardom

I know I'm ready I know I'm great

But first I have to get in shape

Cause I've got my eyes on the Russian Bear

Gonna tear him up I swear

This guy thinks he's the champion

Gonna take his belt and beat him!

I'm the crusher king of the ring

I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear

Gonna pile drive him pull his hair

I might have a foreign object in my trunks

I might have to use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone

If you're my victim you're beaten

I'm a lean mean fighting machine

Powerful and strong like King Kong

I'm the crusher king of the ring

Started having second thought I was scared as hell

The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell

I mean the Russian Bear could probably

tear me limb from limb

He'd probably grin be real happy with himself

This is not good for my health

I'm not coming out of the dressing room

And get beaten up by that goon

Go back to Russia go back home!

Don't wanna get a broken bone

Or a lump on my head

Ain't gonna hide under the bed

I'm the crusher king of the ring

I'm the Crusher