There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

You gotta keep it beatin'

For all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop

Doin' the Cretin Hop

Cretin! Cretin!

1, 2, 3, 4,

Cretins wanna hop some more!

4, 5, 6, 7,

All good cretins go to heaven!

Rockaway Beach

Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum

The sun is out and I want some

It's not hard, not far to reach

We can hitch a ride