He comes in the kitchen, a smile on his face

My dear, this will free you from all of your straits

And he turns on the switch and it starts to move

This TV commercial has caught us a new

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Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow

Oh yeah, this must be a real innovation

A way with the critical mind for a sense

And he opens the purse and he pays for thing

That you only need if you're spastic and dim

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Household furniture like magic

The neighbour's wife has got one, too

No! Noone needs your offal

This isn't worth it at all

He comes in the kitchen, a smile on his face

And he turns on the switch and it blows up

Instead of having a help I'm a big fool, he says

Supersonic hydromatic, nothing works without it now

Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow

No! Noone needs your offal

This isn't worth it at all

Supersonic hydromatic, nothing works without it now

Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow

Supersonic hydromatic, superultrameganew

Household furniture, like magic

The neighbour's wife has got one, too