I was robbing a store

I fell in love with a whore

We fell onto the floor

In the store I was robbing

So I put that gun to her head

She said, "Baby, let's go to bed

Son, you're gonna go blind

If you keep fucking me with your mind"

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The store clerk, she wanted in

She said "Hey I am your friend"

I said, "No, no, it's gonna depend

If you give me all your money"

So I put that gun to her head

She said, "Baby, let's go to bed

Son, you're gonna go blind

If you keep fucking me with your mind"

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She said, "Son, don't look at the sun"

She said, "Son, don't look at the sun

You might go blind"

So I put that gun to her head

She said, "Baby, let's go to bed

Son, you're gonna go blind

If you keep fucking me with your mind"

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