I ain't never robbed or beat up on nobody

I ain't never failed no lie detector test

But tomorrow I'm gonna be the town's most wanted man

But tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death

I'm gonna shave shower shine my shoes and shampoo

Break out my pinstriped suit with the matching vest

Climb in my four hundred horse wide track rollin' apartment van

Tonight I'm gonna lay some heart to rest

Tomorrow my face will be all over the post office wall

The town will put a price upon my head

I'm gonna be some happy lady's most wanted man

'Cause tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death

Gonna grab her, kiss her, squeeze her

Please her and show her no mercy

Premeditated lovin' at its best

It'll take seven days to get the smile off the corpus delighted

Yeah, tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death

See that shady character smilin' on the six o'clock news

Front page color Associated Press

You'll be looking at some happy lady's most wanted man

'Cause tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death

I'm gonna grab her, kiss her, squeeze her

And baby it's gonna be you think about it now