The latest and greatest

Amazing arrival

No conscience no shame

For the game of survival

Theives and villians

And fraudulent swindlers

Gathered in tribute

With masks of respect

A big hand hooray

Oh come all ye trustful

Let the band play

A waltz into mischief

The chairman is speaking

Instructs the apprentice

All faces are turned

To the wizard of sentence

Years of experience

Fall from his tongue

Like teardops to puddles

They ripple among

A big hand hooray

Oh come all ye trustful

Let the band play

A waltz into mischief

This king of the cowboys

Holds fast his deception

Rides their misgivings

To rapturous reception

Calls on the crowd

Of white pointed heads

To check under carpets

(While we're in our beds?)

A big hand hooray

Oh come all ye trustful

Let the band play

A waltz into mischief

A big hand hooray

Oh come all ye trustful

Let the band play

A waltz into mischief

A big hand hooray

Oh come all ye trustful

Let the band play

A waltz into mischief