Ay, a gremlin with gangrene is somethin to see boy

Tried to kill myself but used myself as a decoy

You can feel the recoil, making your skin crawl

Smokin heroin chasing a dragon on tin foil

You can see the dragon fly away from the tin foil

I kinda miss my kinfo

Life in an insult

Ay, goodfella but I'm hella poor

Skull bandanna, black hoody like Skeletor

Shoot a couple psychos and I turn into Great Ape

Vice grips, ice picks, zap straps and grey tape

Ay, I chop em up at the pork store

Stick em like a cork board

Rock like the warp tour

B-A-X-W-A-R-R

Any white boy beat me? hardy har har!

One fourty four four nine nine thirty eigths

I'm the little devil tryin to break inside the pearly gates

Each verse nuclear bomb with atomic hook

So much ink on my skin I'm a comic book

Pop so many pills I was seeing pink elephants, irrelevant

Ill still rip your skull from your skellaton

Drink a pesi cola while I ride a silver surf board

North west is mine you don't want to start a turf war

Gladiator dawg, mad child king corso

Thor's war hammer knock your brain to your torso

You get it? that means its honkey strong

That means I drop this fuckin mallet like Donkey Kong

So keep your tonsils shut

Cause I will crush a mother fucker like a monster truck

You better listen up [x2]

I'm a heathen, a gremlin, an ogre a tyrant

Hallucinating like the mike is dipped in psyllocybin

Mad's maniacal. Motor mouth on a hot-streak

Used to shop at Gucci, now I stop at the swap meet

I'm like Popeye eating spinach for concerts

I'm a miniature monster I will diminish and conquer

Spewing venom with the dragon of the blessed palace

I'm thinkin of a challenge drinkin from this special chalice

Soldier demons and scavengers of the damned

Passengers in my van? "A massacre is at hand!"

I let a hundred snakes loose, I'm delusional

Then dance around in space boots, I'm confusing you

Stun guns, bear traps, gangsters on cocaine

I got dragon's breath, spinning fire, and propane

I'm sending out my surrogates

So I can stay home, write rhymes and keep flourishin'

Hands dirty, stand sturdy with assertiveness

Every word I mutter is a murderous advertisement

"Help me!" Thant's the cry of a true looney

Cause I feel like fucking dying, I'm crying with 2 tooneys[?]

Seven golden angels, Chemical warfare

Deadly mustard gas attacks, acid flashbacks

See, I come from the future, that's a very gloomy place

I'm the Silver Surfer and I'm wiping out the human race

You? You a plastic gangster with a pocketknife

Me? I keep it gangster and I rock the mike

It's Mr Mystery, a formula with infinite depth

Feel the wind from my breath

Ay! Misbehaving raving lunatic, Twelve Monkeys

Disengage a crazy moody prick, ex-junkie

Lazy-ass buffoon, but I'm crazy as a loon

Now I'm riding a flying dinosaur and waving at the moon

You better listen up [x4]