Yeah I'm Excited Man, Clarity in my life dog

Yo

My charge is federal, verses come in edible bulk

I'm unforgettable, yep little Incredible Hulk

Think you on fire? I'm a fire hydrant,

Small tyrant but stand like a tall giant so vibrant

Trust me I'm a Hi-Fi Sci-Fi project

But I'm a white boy so I drive by projects

I'm a king call me Maharabi

But I'm a Kamikaze in a trench coat sitting in your lobby

You can catch me in the toque playing a little hockey,

But I sold all of my rings no more Liberace

Who needs diamonds, open up my mouth and I shine when

I rhyme and get paid for assignments

I used to be so off alignment in an awful climate

But now I'm back on the grid like a waffle iron

Put me in the Fantastic Four I'll be the Human Torch

Nah I'm the Silver Surfer hes a stupid dork

Like Mork from Ork in his rainbow suspenders,

Battle anybody shit there ain't no contenders

Swollen Members that's a name to remember

Best out this summer be the same in December

I'm the misguided angel I'm insane with revenge

Kill you kill your DJ and the same for ya friends

Revenge like the Punisher take out ya family

Call me "2-12" I will take out humanity

Better start panicking its gonna be anarchy

I'm back shit I got this covered like a canopy

[Hook x2:]

RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon

Mad Child kill a couple hundred faggots

You don't wanna become my baggage

Warlock stirring up a cauldron magic

Rapper with the repetition of a strobe light special wishing separate vision I am so bright

Snow white but I ain't got seven dwarfs

A little devil I'm just trying to get through heavens doors

Drugs are bad they lure you with no control

And leave you empty like a whore with a broken soul

My minds dangerous I'm on remote control

I pull your heart out of your chest and leave an open hole

I quit drugs now I'm perfectly in tune

I'm the Silver Surfer I am surfing through your room

Yea perfectly in tune while I circulate the boon

I go to bed at six and I percolate and noon

And everything is work related proliferated doom

Rappers think they're Hercules regurgitating goons

Crazy clown face dance like its Halloween

While baby rocky knock you out like Apollo Creed (RAH RAH)

Real life war monger, I killed brain cells came back more stronger

Mad Child old school newcomer

I lost 4 winters and blew through summers

A Mercenary with a scary lack of mercy

But it's remarkable I land with total accuracy

[Hook x2]

Yeah

I'm older than the phone on the wall in your grandmas kitchen

I still roll down windows and say "bitchin'"

I do not get paid for a week of missing

Mad Child bout as old as Colecovision

I reek of wisdom you can hear it though your speaker system

Battle Axe all my freaks are listening

Help me I'm really freaking I don't see an out

I'm the sickest rapper and got diarrhea of the mouth

A lot of rappers talk what they don't be about

It leaves a lot of them out there including me in doubt

EH, you see my mouth? It's full with rotten teeth

I don't care how rich you are bitch talk is cheap

Unless you get a verse from me

I'm smarter then an 8 year term in university

Try not to take it personally

I do this perfectly I got a buzz like a worker bee

RAH RAH (hows that for an ending)

RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon

RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon

(B-A-X-W-A-R Battle Axe Warriors)

RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon

(I'm holding it down here in the fort with my dogs Jekyll and my dog Lola)