Floyd calls me on the phone,

And I usually don't mind if he won't leave me alone,

But today has been a busy day if there is such a thing anyway,

My cats look bored,

They're hunting down flies on the kitchen floor,

The neighborhood isn't my favourite place any more

Maybe if I cut my hair,

I can fall into a new undiscovered despair,

I haven't got anything clean today to wear

One plus one - my cats look bored,

Two plus two - the kitchen floor,

Three plus three - my favourite place,

Four plus four - not any more

I've been gone for two months,

I'm out of touch, out of time, out of everyone,

Now I know that a weekend in Manila is not much fun

Now I'm back at home,

But I can't remember when I last felt so alone,

Misery calls every minute on the telephone

One plus one - been gone two months,

Two plus two - I'm out of touch,

Three plus three - my VJ's gone,

Four plus four - not very fun

I may be home,

But if you'd please leave your message at the sound of the tone,

Excuse me for my fear of the telephone

My house, my tomb,

I can't even write a song about sitting in my room,

There's no room to sit, I just wait in apprehensive gloom

One plus one - I may be home,

Two plus two - the sound, the tone,

Three plus three - excuse my fear,

Four plus four - the telephone

One plus one - I may be home,

Two plus two - the sound, the tone,

Three plus three - excuse my fear,

Four plus four, four, four

One plus one - I may be home,

Two plus two - the sound, the tone,

Three plus three - excuse my fear,

Four plus four - the telephone