You were smokin' on a cigarette

Talkin' about the deficit

Putting all them wild boys down

Like a drunken Monalisa

Or the leanin' tower of Pisa

You're hanging off the edge of town

I overheard Afghanistan

Is safer than a minivan

Left me wonderin' what to do

You're like a four leaf clover

I just had to come on over

I've never seen a woman like you

You were fallin' like the Alamo

Drinkin' fast and talkin' slow

Lookin' like it's time to go home

Well, you're hitting on that stripper

'Cause you can't afford to tip her

Or just afraid of being alone

You was openly frustrated

You said Dylan's over rated

For singing tangos up and blues

I don't know what I was thinkin'

I can feel my heart a-sinkin'

I never seen a fellow like you

And ain't that the way we do it's true

We fall for the first one

How come it always ends up

The worst ones

Well, you're probably a democrat

Why, what the hell is wrong with that?

Nothing if you're Taliban

Oh, I see

Well, I bet you slept with half the south

Oh, don't you ever shut your mouth?

Yeah, how much did you pay for that tan?

More than you paid or your boots

Oh, shouldn't you be purgin'?

Well, you're probably still a virgin

I can't believe you're not on the view

Let's get another round

It's lookin' like we're trouble bound

I have never seen another like you

Ain't that the way we do, it's true

You take the breath from me

It seems like you are bound

To be the death of me

Oh, well, a couple hours later

We were in the elevator

And makin' out like Bonnie and Clyde

We were dizzy from the love we found

Throwin' up and goin' down

Lord, it's been a hell of a ride

I'm a-having trouble breathin'

I probably should be leavin'

Well, I'm up in room 402

I gotta hand it to you

There's a chance I'm gonna screw you

Oh, I have never seen another like you

I don't know if it's forever

But I'm glad that we're together

I have never seen another like you