The one that we're tied to won't know who's on the phone

If I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan

We can't be seen together though we love each other so

We got to let it secret or they'll never let us go

We'll make plans to meet somewhere where we won't be known

When I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan

I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan

And it doesn't matter if we're not home alone

They won't hear our voices when we're on the phone

If I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan

The one that we're tied to won't know who's on the phone

If I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan