[Suzy:]

Hello, teenage America (heh),

My name is Suzy Creemcheese,

(SNORK)

I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life

And I never made it on surfing set

And I never made it on beatnik set

And I couldn't cut the groupie set either

And, um . . .

Actually I really fucked up in Europe.

(SNORRRRRK)

Now that I've done it all over and nobody else will accept me

(SNORRRK)

I've come home to my Mothers