Hi and howdy doody

I'm the union man

You can call me Rudy

Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?

You know I'm pleased to meet ya

Been tryin' all day to reach ya

The union's here to help everyone of you

Rock 'n Roll stars

Rock 'n Roll stars

You always know we care so much

About the way they treat ya

They say they got a lot of reasons every day . . .

Just to get

A chance to meet ya

To check and see

No wrong been done

That's one good reason

I carry a gun

I hope the bulge

Don't bum you out

Wanna get a good look?

Let me pull it right out!

Let me pull it right out!

Let me pull it right out!

Let me whip it right out!

Rudy!

Hi and howdy doody

I'm the union man

You can call me Rudy

Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?

You know I'm pleased to meet ya

Been tryin all day to reach ya

The union's here to help everyone of you

Rock 'n Roll stars

Ha ha ha ha!

Welcome to Chicago

Welcome to L.A.

Welcome to our local here

You'll always hear me say

The work is here; It's a couple a bucks

I'm sure you're glad to pay

Whip it out, here is your receipt

Now I'll go away

Now I'll go away

Now I'll go away

Now I'll go away

Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah

Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah

Away-ay-ay-eh-eh-yeah

Poo-aah . . .