I want a nasty little Jewish Princess

With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses

A horny little Jewish Princess

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma

Lonely inside

Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess

With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess

With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums

I don't want no troll

I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess

Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking

A vicious little Jewish Princess

To specifically happen with a ?-pee that's snapin'

All up inside I just want a princess to ride

Alright, back to the fop... everybody twist!

I want a funky little Jewish Princess

A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper

A brazen little Jewish Princess

With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits

She can even be poor

So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess

With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters

A fragile little Jewish Princess

With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies

For two or three nights

Won't someone send me a princess who bites

Won't someone send me a princess who bites

Won't someone send me a princess who bites

Won't someone send me a princess who bites