Hey, there people I'm Bobby Brown,

They say I'm the cutest boy in town!

My car is fast, my teeth are shiny,

So tell all the girls they can kiss my Heine!

Here I am at a famous school,

I present sharp and I'm acting cool.

I've got a cheerleader here wants to help

With my paper let her do all the work

And maybe later I rape her!

Oh, god I am the American dream

I do not think I'm too extreme

And I'm a handsome son of a bitch,

I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich!

(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good..)

Womans liberation

Came creeping all across the nation.

I tell you, people, I was not ready

When I fucked this Dyke by the name of Freddi !

She made a little speech then,

Oh she tried to make me say when...

She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick,

I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to quick!

Oh, god I am the American dream,

But now I smell like Vaseline

And I'm a miserable son of a bitch

Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which!

(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit

I'm jingling my change but I'm still kind cute.

Got a job, doing radio promo,

And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo!

Eventually me and a friend,

Sort of drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour of the tower of power,

As long as I get my little golden shower.

Oh, god I am the American dream,

Put a spindle in my butt till it makes me scream

And my name is Bobby Brown,

Watch me now, I'm going down.

And my name is Bobby Brown,

Watch me now, I'm going down.

And my name is Bobby Brown,

Watch me now, I'm going down.

Boom!

Yeah, I don't know if you're surprised