| 1 | I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It | 0:43 |
| 2 | Eazy‐E Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury | 0:42 |
| 3 | I Like Drugs and Child Abuse | 0:22 |
| 4 | Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison | 0:41 |
| 5 | I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife On a Daily Basis | 0:50 |
| 6 | I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos | 0:34 |
| 7 | Rancid Sucks (And the Clash Sucked Too) | 0:40 |
| 8 | I Paid J. Howell To Rape You | 1:44 |
| 9 | I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway | 0:46 |
| 10 | Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us | 0:29 |
| 11 | You Rollerblading Faggot | 0:30 |
| 12 | I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You | 0:29 |
| 13 | I Lit Your Baby On Fire | 1:57 |
| 14 | Body By Auschwitz | 1:02 |
| 15 | I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog | 0:30 |
| 16 | Sweatshops Are Cool | 0:47 |
| 17 | Women: Nature's Punching Bag | 0:57 |
| 18 | I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank | 0:29 |
| 19 | Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck | 1:02 |
| 20 | I Ate Your Horse | 0:50 |
| 21 | Hitler Was A Sensitive Man | 0:49 |
| 22 | You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag | 0:28 |
| 23 | I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die | 0:53 |
| 24 | I Fucked Your Wife | 0:40 |
| 25 | Into the Oven | 1:42 |
| 26 | I Gave N.A.M.B.L.A. Pictures of Your Kid | 0:52 |
| 27 | The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt | 1:02 |
| 28 | I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died | 0:28 |
| 29 | Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny | 0:42 |
| 30 | Dictators Are Cool | 0:35 |
| 31 | Dead Beat Dads Are Cool | 0:43 |
| 32 | I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert | 0:45 |
| 33 | Being Ignorant Is Awesome | 1:03 |
| 34 | You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach | 0:29 |
| 35 | Chris Barnes Is A Pussy | 1:04 |
| 36 | Tim Is Gay | 1:29 |
| 37 | BT/AC | 0:40 |
| 38 | I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant | 0:49 |
| 39 | I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women | 0:58 |
