Running as fast as I can

But it's all downhill

Catch me if you can

I'm running downhill

Downhill, downhill

Learning about your uncluttered house

And your heart attack

Looking around in your drawers

Stealing your photographs

Downhill, downhill

Rooting around behind doors

The stores of your books and life

Looking around on the floor

Finding your pocket knife

Downhill, downhill

Running as fast as I can

But it's just downhill

Catch me if you can

I'm running downhill

Downhill, downhill

Downhill, downhill