I know you're antiseptic

Your deodorant smells nice

I'd like to get to know you

But you're deep frozen like the ice

He's a germ free adolescent

Cleanliness is her obsession

Cleans her teeth ten times a day

Scrub away scrub away scrub away

The S.R. way....

You may get to touch her

If your gloves are sterilised

Rinse your mouth with listerine

Blow disinfectant in her eyes

Her phobia is infection

She needs one to survive

It's her built-in protection

Without fear she'd give up and die