Taco... grande. Taco... grande

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno

Y el chile relleno

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada

That's right, I want the whole enchilada

My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla

I need a quesadilla

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbón

With my friends, or when I'm all alone

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero

Un burrito ranchero

So give me something spicy and hot, now

Break out the menu, what you got, now?

Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side

You better make sure the beans are refried

Taco... grande. Taco... grande

Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

That's why I order two or three

Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip

It's really good with bean dip

I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos

Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

And a pitcher of margaritas

Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice

The taquitos here are very nice

Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese

And could you make that separate checks, please?

Taco... grande. Taco... grande