I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair

You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show

And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know

Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes

You can spend my money, you can waste my time

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

Don't wear those shoes

It's alright, you can play your twisted sister every night

I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my oreos

Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose

And you know that I'd do anything to please you

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes

You can spit in my face in you're so inclined

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

Oh, no, don't wear those shoes

I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those

Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed

Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat

You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head

I can learn to live with that

But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes

You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those

I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes

I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes

You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze

But baby, please don't wear those shoes

You can make me an offer I can't refuse

But darling, please don't wear those shoes

You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze

But honey, please don't wear those shoes

You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news

But please, please don't wear those shoes

I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes

I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe

I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes

I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe

I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes

I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe

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