Way back when I was just a little bitty boy

Living in a box

Under the stairs

In the corner of the basement

In the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop

You know the place

Well anyway,

Back then life was going swell

And everything was just peachy!

Except of course for the undeniable fact

That every single morning

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of

Sauer kraut for breakfast

Dawww

Big bowl of sauer kraut!

Every single mornin'!

It was driving me crazy!

And I said to my mom,

I said,