She's my best friend, certainly not the average girl

She's my best friend, understands me when I'm falling down

Oh, it hurts to be that way

Oh, it hurts to know that you're that kinda fellow

Here's to Newspaper Joe, dropped his teeth on the floor

Caught his hand in the door

Guess that's the way the news goes

If you want to see me

Sorry, but I 'm not around

If you want to be me

Turn around, I'm by the window where the light is

She' my best friend, better than a dog or cat

She's my best friend, understands me when I'm falling down

Oh, it hurts to be that way

Oh, it hurts to know that you're that kinda fellow

Here's to Mullberry Jane, She made jam when she came

Somebody cut off her feet, now jelly rolls in the street

If you want to see me

Sorry, but I 'm not around

If you want to feel me

Turn around, I'm by the window where the light is

She's my best friend, certainly not the average girl

She's my best friend, understands me when I'm falling

Falling down, Falling down, ...