Celluloid Heroes

Everybody's a dreamer

And everybody's a star

And everybody's in movies

It doesn't matter who you are

There are stars in every city

In every house and on every street

And if you walk down Hollywood Boulevard

Their names are written in concrete

Don't tread on Greta Garbo

As you walk down the Boulevard

She looks so weak and fragile

That's why she tried to be so hard

But they turned her into a princess

And they sat her on a throne

But she turned her back on stardom

Because she wanted to be alone

Well you can see all the stars

As you walk down Hollywood Boulevard

Some that you recognize

Some that you've hardly even heard of

People who worked suffered struggled for fame

Some who succeeded

Some who suffered in vain

Rudolf Valentino

Looks very much alive

And he looks up ladies' dresses

As they sadly pass him by

Avoid steppin' on Bela Lugosi

Because he's liable to turn and bite

But stand close by Bette Davis

Because hers was such a lonely life

Well you can see all the stars

As you walk down Hollywood Boulevard

Some that you recognize

Some that you've hardly even heard of

People who worked suffered struggled for fame

Some who succeeded

Some who suffered in vain

Everybody's a dreamer

And everybody's a star

And everybody's in showbiz

It doesn't matter who you are

And those who are successful

Be always on your guard

You see success walks hand in hand with failure

On Hollywood Boulevard

Well you can see all the stars

As you walk down Hollywood Boulevard

Some that you recognize

Some that you've hardly even heard of

People who worked suffered struggled for fame

Some who succeeded

Some who suffered in vain

Wish my life was a non stop

Hollywood movie show

A fantasy world of

Celluloid films and heroes

Because celluloid heroes

Never feel any pain

Celluloid heroes

Never really die