Toast is burned

And your coffee's cold

And you leave all the post 'cause it's nothing but bills again

Home from work

Put the TV on

Get your kicks watching Bruce on the old Generation Game

Just dial my number

I've got some plans for you

You're in a bad way

And I can help you through

You're in a bad way

Every day is just the same (every day)

Just dial my number

Or call my name

Jeans are old

And your hair's all wrong

Don't you know that crew cuts and trainers are out again?

Going out

You're feeling low

Running for cover, it looks like it's going to rain - what a shame!

Just dial my number

I've got some plans for you

You're in a bad way

And I can help you through

You're in a bad way

Every day is just the same (every day)

Just dial my number

Or call my name

Just dial my number

I've got some plans for you

You're in a bad way

And I can help you through

You're in a bad way

Every day seems just the same (every day)

Just dial my number

Or call my name (just dial my number)

You're in a bad way (you're a bad way)

You're in a bad way (you're a bad way)

You're in a bad way (you're a bad way)

You're in a bad way, yeah-ay

(You're in a bad way) yeah-ay