There've been some smash and grab burglaries

in this town

Took what they could find

and they got kicks out of it

everytime

the perfect crime

and with the cherubic swines

only waiting for the right move to show

hey you beautiful bastards we're fooling

the sons of the neighbourhood

the perfect crime

Tell everyone that we always have round the clock service

Go tell everyone that we steal and never show mercy

Tell everyone we are now taking care of your brother

let's take your skin

let's take your skin

And they're been some smash and grab

burglaries in this town

the bloodhounds couldn't bark

'cause they never left some mark

so very professional

perfect crime

As we're playing this wonderful game

here's to all of you trying to understand

we get kicks out of smelling our own breath

our own breath