| 1 | Janie | 2:07 |
| 2 | Five Across the Eyes | 2:07 |
| 3 | Call the Cops | 2:25 |
| 4 | Big Mouth | 1:39 |
| 5 | That Must Be Nigel With the Brie | 2:48 |
| 6 | Sleeping in Carrie's Car | 1:44 |
| 7 | The Beijing Cocktail | 3:26 |
| 8 | Closed Early | 2:14 |
| 9 | Goddamn Job | 1:15 |
| 10 | Fuck You, You Tee Shirt Necktie Wearing Motherfucker | 2:21 |
| 11 | Bar Close and the West Bank Bridge | 3:06 |
| 12 | Horse Pills and the Apartment Lobby | 2:22 |
| 13 | Don't Laugh, I'm Totally Serious | 2:56 |
| 14 | Sadie | 2:16 |
