1 | Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath | 3:23 |
2 | Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath | 1:42 |
3 | Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap | 3:30 |
4 | Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap | 2:09 |
5 | Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub | 3:18 |
6 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home | 2:38 |
7 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub | 0:58 |
8 | Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub | 2:23 |
9 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue | 2:19 |
10 | Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet | 1:13 |
11 | Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub | 2:49 |
12 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan | 1:28 |
13 | Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself | 5:09 |
14 | Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs A Tree | 2:25 |
15 | Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom | 2:47 |
16 | Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom | 3:50 |