I'm the wrong color but I'm on the one

Wish I wasn't human, wish I was a pop gun

Get off me babe, I'm not your ride

Besides, I'm out of tickets and I mean, where's your pride?

It's not so terrible being alone

There's nothing to hurt you, except your own

Somebody just date raped me to get to me know me

Speech impediment like let's make macaroni art

Heart in a furnace, got your learner's permit

Now you're preggo wondering if you should full term it

Should you get extensions or maybe just perm it

Treats you like a pervy switch, he likes to catch, can't really pitch

He's such a bitch about humidity because now his weave is all fucked up

Tucked you in with a bedtime story, act all whorey, sports fantasy about Robert Horry

Three feet big mouth on your teet like a little tyke

I always show respect to the sluts and the dykes

And the freon boys and a banned agenda motherfuck D.O.M.A. baby never surrender

You've been a fag hag for too long

Time for stepping out in your front thong (step out)

Get off me babe, I'm not your ride

Besides, I'm out of tickets and I mean, where's your pride?

It's not so terrible to be alone

There's nothing to hurt you, except your own

I'm the wrong color but I'm on the one

Wish I was a chameleon, wish I was a pop gun