Isn't it nice living out in the country?

It's so nice for us to have a place

Off in our own space with no one to mind

There's Old Cranky the elderly lady next door

Who accuses us of burning down her barn

It's so different out here

One thing I've learned is that you never interfere

With Old Cranky's bales of hay

Isn't it nice living out in the country?

It's so nice for us to have a place

Off in our own space with no one to mind

There's Larry our alcoholic neighbor at ten a.m.

Asking for a ride to the liquor store

It's so different out here

One thing I've learned is that

You never buy Larry beer

Or else he'll bug you everyday

It's a long and winding road to our house

So if you come to see us take it slow

Take it slow anyway when you come

You will know why we stay so far

From the city lights

We don't miss a thing from the city

It's good to drop out you should try it

Come take a walk at night it's so quiet

You should try it

There's Martin and his friend with the Thug Life tattoo

Looking menacing while landscaping the lawn

It's so different out here

One thing I've learned is to be cautious of the deer

They don't care if they die

It's a long and winding road to our house

So if you come to see us take it slow

Take it slow

Anyway when you come you will know

Why we stay so far from the city lights

We don't miss a thing from the city

It's good to drop out you should try it

Come take a walk at night it's so quiet

You should try it

Isn't it nice living out in the country?

It's so nice for us to have a plac