Saw her at Go kissing girls, what a shock

Said "You must be an artist"

She muttered her reply

I was judging her friend as the DJ played a Dead jam

No one wants to dance, they're outside

Smoking cigarettes

Matthew was there, yes

He gave me the eye, saying "It doesn't kill to try"

Then blue lights all around

Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me

To me you're just some faggy girl

And I need a lover with soul power

And you ain't got no soul power

Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me

To me you're just some faggy girl

And I need a lover with soul power

And you ain't got no soul power (you ain't got no soul power!)

No, you ain't got no so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ul...

She lead me outside to the church with the swing

There I was, her confessor

Her come on made me blush

Was her crush for the night?

'Til I screamed -

"Stop! Hey! You must be aware I'm not alone

I've got a tigress back at home

And besides, you wouldn't know what to do with me"

And under the blue lights you see them gossiping, gossiping, gossiping, gossiping, gossiping, gossiping!

Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me

To me you're just some faggy girl

And I need a lover with soul power

And you ain't got no soul power

Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me

To me you're just some faggy girl

And I need a lover with soul power

And you ain't got no soul power (you ain't got no soul power!)

No, you ain't got no so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ul...