1. I've been driving in my car,

It's not quite a jaguar

I bought it in primrose hill

From a bloke from brazil

It was made in fifty-nine

In a factory by the tyne

It says morris on the door, the g.p.o. owned it before

I drive in it for my job, the governor calls me a slob

But I don't really care,

Give me some gas and the open air

It's a bit old but it's mine, I mend it in my spare time

Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil

Just last week I changed the oil

Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock

I dented somebody's fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha

D Am (8x)

2. I've been driving in my car,

It don't look much but I've been far

I drive up to Muswell hill,

I've even been to Selsey bill

I drove along the a-45,

I had her up to 58

This copper stopped me the other day, you're mistaken what could I say

The tyres were a little worn, they were o.k., I could have sworn

I like driving in my car,

I'm satisfied I've got this far

I like driving in my car,

It don't look much but I've been far

I like driving in my car,

Even with a flat tyre

I like driving in my car,

It's not quite a jaguar

I like driving in my car,

I'm satisfied I've got this far