Got this notion from another man

Put this dead fish in my hand

Paperweight baby it's my name

I hold you down coz your all the same to me

That's right

Say whatever you want baby, I'm your man

And I can help you yes I can

Paperweight baby it's my name

I can't relate coz your all the same to me

That's right

Makes no difference what they say

We're goin' on holiday

Jumped my boat off the coast at Biscay

We're goin' on holiday

Been up all night and I sleep all day

Why oh why do I live this way

Hey pretty girl sit next to me

Coz I'm a ten foot diamond Christmas tree

Makes no difference what they say

We're goin' on holiday

Hold my calls just get me on the front page

We're goin' on holiday

Makes no difference what they say

We're goin' on holiday

Jumped my boat off the coast at Biscay

We're goin' on holiday