There comes a time in every mans life

when he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy

You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy

'cause periods suck (and commas rule!)

This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

When she gives you affection (Oh Whoa), you better wear protection

That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?

In Sex Ed (In Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)

Just forget what the others have said

get it through your head, use your head before you go to bed

It takes only one sperm cell, to make a baby,

And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy

Babies suck cause they barf, poo and cry,

They have the ability to pee in your eye,

Babies suck cause they barf, poo and cry,

They have the ability to pee in your eye,

(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)

And did we mention

The risk of getting STD's

Not just gross hookers have it

Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit

You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?

Well maybe you should watch more basketball

Wait a second this is not about sports

Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

When she gives you affection (Oh Whoa), you better wear protection

That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?

In Sex Ed (In Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)

Just forget what the others have said

get it through your head, use your head before you go to bed.

I still don't get it.

Your body is growing

You will get hairy

Your puny voice will start to change

And your no-no place will feel a bit strange

Your pits will stink

You'll get zits on your face

Without this knowledge you will scare girls away

So listen to this song every day