I woke up late this morning

That's the second lime this week

If my boss finds out I'm late again

He's sure to make me leave

Is there no end to my worries

I'm forever wondering

My girlfriend's name is Susan

We got engaged last march

Was killed while getting off a bus

At the top of marble arch

What did she do to deserve this

I'm forever wondering

Let me say that right away

Whatever you might think

I am not about to lose my mind

Although I might feel that way inclined

I'm not the type, no head for heights

You think you got your troubles

Well just take a look at mine

Must be the first pedestrian

To receive a parking fine

Is there no-end to my worries

I'm forever wondering

How can you sit there and say things like

Boy you're looking good

When I feel like something the cat brought in

Not that I don't like cats why think

Yours would look great on a curry plate

I've got this slight infection

Thought was in my head

When I asked my doctor what it was

He said "I don't know myself"

Is there no end to my worries

I'm forever wondering